I slime myself in the bath while showing off my sexy, cute but smelly feet all while wearing my satin slip.
I gunge myself in a small pool indoors while wearing my bikini and a sarong.
Wearing a one piece outfit, I get mess with pies in the shower before I get clean under the relaxing...
I get myself messy with three of the best things; ketchup, ranch sauce and some pie; all while weari...