I am buried in the sand, then get pied, slimed and stuffed with an apple in the mouth
What is better than gunge? A Naked lady sitting on the bathroom shower floor, getting gunged, cover...
Wearing my raincoat, I get let the warm water pelt down upon me and drench me in my raincoat.
I get my long blue jeans wet while going for a swim in the pool with additional pies to the face.